Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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