It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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