butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
