Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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