It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
