I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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