Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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