Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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