Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm drive I can fine osifer
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize
