we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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