There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Randomize