so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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