If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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