so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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