how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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