Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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