saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she looked like the before picture.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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