It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
