maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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