I wish my penis had an off switch
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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