Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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