Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
the liver wants what the liver wants
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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