we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just googled if crying burns calories
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
