gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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