The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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