I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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