The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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