so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I know her cup size but not her name....
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