ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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