road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
i think my cat just said my name.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
the raccoons are back...
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