Having a random hookup so left but love u
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
