We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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