Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
love makes seman taste better
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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