i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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