I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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