people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
