Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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