I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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