I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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