this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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