I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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