were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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