Yo dont text me then not text me
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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