The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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