Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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