You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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