And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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