I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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