There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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