just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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