did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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