After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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