we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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