He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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