We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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