windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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