we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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