Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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