well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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