: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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